The Longest Yard | Hitchens Virtual Theatre

Are you ready for a different kind of football? Comic superstar Adam Sandler teams up with the always-outrageous Chris Rock, rap-sensation Nelly and a gang of real pro football players and wrestling superstars in the hardest-hitting action-packed comedy of the year! After former NFL quarterback Paul "Wrecking" Crewe (Sandler) gets thrown into a maximum security prison, the warden orders him to put together a team of hard-core inmates to play a fixed warm-up game against the brutal prison guards. But little does he know that the "Mean Machine," led by a tough-as-nails coach (Burt Reynolds), have plans to settle their own score in this rib-busting, unforgettable laugh-out-loud riot directed by Peter Segal ('Anger Management').

Synopsis: Paul "Wrecking" Crewe was a revered football superstar back in his day, but that time has since faded. But when a messy drunk driving incident lands him in jail, Paul finds he was specifically requested by Warden Hazen (James Cromwell), a duplicitous prison official well aware of Paul's athletic skills. Paul has been assigned the task of assembling a team of convicts, to square off in a big football game against the sadistic guards. With the help of fellow convict Caretaker, and an old legend named Nate Scarborough to coach, Crewe is ready for what promises to be a very interesting game. It's only the warden and the guards who have no idea who or what they're up against, with Paul the driving force behind the new team.

Production Year:

2005

Released:

Tue, 09/20/2005

Run Time Minutes:

113

Rating:

PG-13

Genres:

Comedy

Genres:

Sports

Genres:

Action

Trailer:

Format Aspect Ratio:

2.35-Super Wide Screen

Resolution:

480x720 LowRez

More Information:

HD-4

Audio Language:

English

Audio Format:

Dolby Digital

Audio Channels:

5.1

Actors:

Adam Sandler - Paul Crewe

Actors:

Chris Rock - Caretaker

Actors:

Burt Reynolds - Coach Nate Scarborough

Actors:

Nelly - Megget

Actors:

Michael Irvin - Deacon Moss

Actors:

Bill Goldberg - Battle

Actors:

Terry Crews - Cheeseburger Eddy

Actors:

Bob Sapp - Switowski

Actors:

Nicholas Turturro - Brucie

Actors:

Dalip Singh - Turley

Actors:

Lobo Sebastian - Torres

Actors:

Joey "Coco" Diaz - Big Tony

Actors:

Steve Reevis - Baby Face Bob

Actors:

David Patrick Kelly - Unger

Actors:

Tracy Morgan - Ms. Tucker

Actors:

Edward Bunker - Skitchy Rivers

Actors:

William Fichtner - Captain Knauer

Actors:

Bill Romanowski - Guard Lambert

Actors:

Kevin Nash - Guard Engleheart

Actors:

Steve Austin - Guard Dunham

Actors:

Brian Bosworth - Guard Garner

Actors:

Michael Papajohn - Guard Papajohn

Actors:

Conrad Goode - Guard Webster

Actors:

Brandon Molale - Guard Malloy

Actors:

Todd Holland - Guard Holland

Actors:

James Cromwell - Warden Hazen

Actors:

Cloris Leachman - Lynette

Actors:

Walter Williamson - Errol Dandridge

Actors:

Allen Covert - Referee

Actors:

Rob Schneider - Punky

Actors:

Chris Berman - Announcer (Himself)

Actors:

Jim Rome - Himself

Actors:

Patrick Bristow - Walt

Actors:

Lauren Sanchez - Herself

Actors:

Dan Patrick - Officer Jack Pugh

Actors:

Christopher Neiman - Big Ear Cop

Actors:

Ed Lauter - Duane

Actors:

Sean Salisbury - Vic

Actors:

Rob "Revolution" Moore - Gavin

Actors:

Big Boy - Jesse

Actors:

Michael H. Goodwyn - Con Transvestite

Actors:

Ray Stoney - Con Transvestite

Actors:

Michael Silas - Con Transvestite

Actors:

Andre Fuentes - Con Transvestite

Actors:

Lonnie Henderson - Con Transvestite

Actors:

Asiel Hardison - Con Transvestite

Actors:

Colin Kim - Con Transvestite

Actors:

Mark Ellis - Stretcher Guy / Stunt Coordinator

Actors:

Tim Crowley - Umpire

Actors:

Kon Artist - Basketball Convict

Actors:

Bizarre - Basketball Convict

Actors:

Proof - Basketball Convict

Actors:

Kuniva - Basketball Convict

Actors:

Swift - Basketball Convict

Actors:

Bryan Burwell - Sportswriter

Actors:

Sam Farmer - Sportswriter

Actors:

Jay Glazer - Sportswriter

Actors:

Peter King - Sportswriter

Actors:

John McClain - Sportswriter

Actors:

Adam Schefter - Sportswriter

Actors:

Larry Weisman - Sportswriter

Actors:

Marc S. Ganis - Lorenzo

Actors:

Shane Ralston - Bradlee

Actors:

Jenae Altschwager - Party Guest

Actors:

Candace Juleff - Party Guest

Actors:

Bryan Ross - Party Guest

Actors:

Ricardo J. King - Press Box Technician

Actors:

Stink Fisher - Cafeteria Prisoner

Actors:

Jasper Pendergrass - Cafeteria Prisoner

Actors:

Sean McNamara - Cafeteria Prisoner

Actors:

Robert Harvey - Cafeteria Guard

Actors:

Eric Chmielecki - Guard Sniper

Actors:

Denise Marie Jerome - Guard Cheerleaders

Actors:

Jaayda McClanahan - Guard Cheerleaders

Actors:

Tara Wilson - Guard Cheerleaders

Actors:

Rachel Saydak - Guard Cheerleaders

Actors:

Cara-Lee Knodel - Guard Cheerleaders

Actors:

Nora Hassan - Guard Cheerleaders

Actors:

John Hockridge - Guard Hock

Actors:

Doug Coleman - Stunt Coordinator

Actors:

Rick Avery - 2nd Unit Stunt Coordinator

Actors:

Paul Eliopoulos - Stunts

Actors:

Wade Allen - Stunts

Actors:

Brian Avery - Stunts

Actors:

Mike Avery - Stunts

Actors:

Dean Bailey - Stunts

Actors:

William Barillaro - Stunts

Actors:

Daniel Barringer - Stunts

Actors:

Eddie Braun - Stunts

Actors:

Jeff Brockton - Stunts

Actors:

Richard Burden - Stunts

Actors:

Mark Chadwick - Stunts

Actors:

Jeff Chumas - Stunts

Actors:

Eliza Coleman - Stunts

Actors:

Gil Combs - Stunts

Actors:

Gregg Elam - Stunts

Actors:

Kiante Elam - Stunts

Actors:

Corey Eubanks - Stunts

Actors:

Jeremy Fry - Stunts

Actors:

Mickey Giacomazzi - Stunts

Actors:

Steve Hart - Stunts

Actors:

Gene Hartline - Stunts

Actors:

Casey Hendershot - Stunts

Actors:

Tobey Holgun - Stunts

Actors:

Steve Holladay - Stunts

Actors:

Chris Howell - Stunts

Actors:

Craig Hunter - Stunts

Actors:

Brian Machleit - Stunts

Actors:

Bob Marrcco - Stunts

Actors:

Buck McDancer - Stunts

Actors:

Ashton Moio - Stunts

Actors:

Brian Oerly - Stunts

Actors:

James Ortega - Stunts

Actors:

Jim Palmer - Stunts

Actors:

Larry Rippenkroeger - Stunts

Actors:

Allen Robinson - Stunts

Actors:

Cain Smead - Stunts

Actors:

Russell Solberg - Stunts

Actors:

Buddy Sosthand - Stunts

Actors:

Justin Sundquist - Stunts

Actors:

Peter Weireter - Stunts

Actors:

Thom Williams - Stunts

Actors:

Boni Yanagisawa - Stunts

Actors:

Peter McKernan, Jr. - Helicopter Pilots

Actors:

David Paris - Helicopter Pilots

Actors:

Peter John McKernan - Helicopter Pilots

Actors:

Greg Hoffman - Helicopter Pilots

Actors:

Courtney Cox Arquette - Lena